magicomedian (maj-i-co-mee-di-an) n.
1. A person who is an expert in magic and comedy, blending the two
arts as one. see also: KEVIN KING
Not your typical comedic genius, Kevin offers a unique blend of stand-up
comedy with magic that leaves his audience speechless. The King arsenal
of comedy offers the best answer for any style or size of venue.
Kevin is world renown for his wacky brand of humor and on-stage antics
bringing people back for more. His high energy performances are amazing,
amusing and will have the Indy Magic Monthly audience rolling
in the aisles.
This is the label that comes with Kevin King s (A.K.A.
Magic Boy's) contract. Kevin's contract also comes with suggestions
such as DO NOT give him COFFEE, M&M s within 12 hours before
letting him out of his cage to perform!!!! If this happens, they
(his so called agents and lawyers) note: are not responsible for
his actions on stage. There is also a note to make sure you give
him his pills (many different colors) every hour or he could potentially
Kevin King (MAGIC BOY) has appeared on many television shows, but
due to some legal actions etc., we are not permitted to mention them.
He travels the world by tricycle destroying every venue he performs
at. His last known performance was at the (now burned down) American
Legion post #1222 in Millersburg, Ohio. When interviewing some of
the people at that show, Joseph (a local Amish man) commented Magic
is evil, and MAGIC BOY has proved it. Don t let him into your house!
By special arrangement through the department of corrections he will
perform tonight (they paid us to take him off their hands). So when
he is performing, it might be a good time to put on your protective
sports gear. Or better yet, go out to the lobby and get some popcorn
or coffee (just don t give any to MAGIC BOY) if you see him. You
can t miss him, he is the one wearing the prison clothes and chasing
his M&M s with shots of Coffee. By the way ladies, he is single
DISCLAIMER: Due to the previous knowledge we have of MAGIC BOY, Indy
Magic Monthly is not responsible for any deaths, burnings, sugar
overloads, popcorn chokings, music dislikes, hangnails, hemorrhoids,
changes in religious beliefs, skin chaffing or emotional damage.
Please view this performer at your own risk. You have been warned.